
I’m sure there are oodles of jokes just begging to be
cracked about this story. I’m just a little too disturbed to think of them. Yesterday,
at the Sensoji Temple
in Tokyo,
babies faced off in a popular annual contest involving amateur Sumo wrestlers. In case you’re
unfamiliar with the sport of “Baby-Cry Sumo,” here’s how it works: parents turn
over their infants to Sumo wrestlers, who make the babies cry by gently shaking
them and scaring them with their giant stranger faces. The baby who cries the
loudest is the champion! Would we
expect anything less from the country that brought us vending machines selling live
turtles and human
breast milk? (Disclaimer: do NOT buy human breast milk from a vending
machine in Japan—even
if you happen to be eating warm chocolate chip cookies. Trust me on this one.)
The purpose of the contest is to pray that babies will grow up to be strong and healthy,
since, according to a Japanese proverb, frequent crying in babies is a sign of
good health. (And here I thought it was a sign of colic.)
I’m sure that, in addition to being HI-larious, this story
has a lot to teach us about tolerance for other cultures. Perhaps, for instance, “Baby-Cry
Sumo” is not so different from handing our youngsters off to a tubby stranger
wearing a fake white beard and bright red bodysuit. The only difference is that
we don’t want Santa to make the babies cry. We want him to promise them lots of
consumer goods.
Then again, I’m still disturbed. How 'bout you?
Photos: Reuters