Whatever you might think or feel about Mother's Day, some peeps are starting to fret and worry about what to get for their mama and her mama's mama.  Depending on the kind of gal your sweetie is, she might appreciate some dinnerware or a nice sweater.  Or, perhaps a lovely mixer.

If any of these sound like they would likely result a violent incident of some kind, here is a gift guide you must simply...

The Mominatrix has a gift guide that will make even the most adventuresome person gasp and giggle.  

Luckily Kristen's list goes beyond the predictable vibrator and pretty undies to a subversive world of potty-mouth embroidery and naughty bubbles.

For gifts that say more than "Honey will you make me dinner tonight?" go here.