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Summer Movie Traffic Cop: 'Iron Man'

Posted by Jen Chaney

With the summer movie season officially starting this weekend, I bring you this new occasional feature: Summer Movie Traffic Cop, which will provide some guidance about whether certain blockbusters make appropriate fare for your kids.

Our first "offender" is "Iron Man," a good, old-fashioned, smashy-crashy blockbuster featuring a tremendous star turn by Robert Downey Jr. It arrives in theaters tomorrow and is worth seeing, but can you bring your kids? After catching a preview screening earlier this week, I offer the following traffic cop breakdown:

'Iron Man's' Summer Movie Traffic Violations: 

--Lots of people catching on fire.

--Numerous explosions, several in a wartime environment.

--More than a few casualties. 

--The presence of Muslim terrorists who, albeit not overly gratuitously, torture our hero and others.

--A Vanity Fair reporter, played by Leslie Bibb, with little sense of journalistic ethics and a slight tendency toward the slutty. (Most of the love scenes are kept off screen, though).

Reasons to Let 'Iron Man' Off With a Warning: 

--There is no nudity and little sexually explicit material. While Downey's Tony Stark is a player, the romance in the movie is pretty chaste.

--The language is relatively clean. While many actual bombs are dropped, I don't recall hearing any f-bombs.

--The movie's overall message -- that weapons manufacturing and war are dirty businesses -- is a positive one, but may fly over most kids' heads.

Final Ruling:

The biggest issue with the movie is the overall violence, which isn't overly bloody or gory but is definitely intense. And that means:

A Red Light for Kids 7 and Under

A Yellow Light -- Proceed With Caution -- for Kids in the 8 to 9 Range

A Green Light for Most Viewers 10 and Older

Image: Paramount Pictures 


Comments

 

IAinND said:

Thank you -- this is the EXACTLY the kind of review I need to see.  Now, can I get on my soapbox for a second?  Can all of the PG-13 summer blockbusters (Indy, Iron Man, Dark Knight this year Spider Man 3, Pirates 3) stop pitching all of the toys and movie ads to the 10 and under crowd?  

May 1, 2008 2:15 PM

About Jen Chaney

Jen Chaney is the movies editor and a DVD columnist for washingtonpost.com. Her byline has appeared in The Washington Post, People magazine, USA Today and the Utne Reader as well as various other newspapers around the country. She is the mother of a one-year-old boy, who has not yet learned the word Xanadu. But he will. Trust us, he will.

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