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Free Weekend? Five Things NOT to Do

So let's say, hypothetically, your wife takes the kid(s) for a day and suddenly, happily, you have an entire weekend day to yourself. A weekend day! While you might question how on earth this happened, you might also find yourself sitting at a lonely desk, sipping coffee and eating one too many doughnuts all while thinking: Well, Jebus, now what the hell do I do?

Do you ...

1. Keep drinking coffee, eating doughnuts and surfing the 'net?

2. Clean out the gutters? (Seriously, it's been months now, but it's also almost summer, right?)

3. Workout? (He he.)

4. Call buddies and watch sports and drink insane amounts of alcohol while ingesting burrito-sized food babies?

5. Finish a long-delayed home improvement project? (See workout note above.)

Just how on earth do you spend an entire day off anyway? Or do you simply not do anything at all?


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Comments

 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Update Note: Do not attempt #3 immediately after #1. This is the worst idea ever.

May 5, 2008 2:26 PM

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