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Meet the new Miley (same as the old Miley?)

Posted by Brett Singer

The New York Post reported last week that antsy Disney execs were already grooming Miley's replacement. According to the paper, the House of Mouse is dismayed over Ms. Cyrus' Vanity Fair photos. Her name is Selena Gomez. Let's compare the two young stars:


Miley
Selena
Appears on a Disney Channel show
Yes ("Hannah Montana")
Yes ("Wizards of Waverly Place")
Sings (well, you know, what they call singing) Yes
Yes
Has appeared in movies
Yes
Yes
Is 15 years old
Yes Yes
Has appeared semi-nude in Vanity Fair Yes No

Well! Seems like the decision is a simple one, right?

(Note that this is only a rumor, although it is, admittedly, a believable one.)

Related:

More Outrageous Than Miley? Disney Bra and Panty Billboard 

image: NYPost.com 

 


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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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