There are so many reasons to destroy toys with baseball bats (like Office Space, but with more plastic). First, it's fun to smash slutty dolls marketed to our 4 year olds. Second, it's a
great way to work off that frustration over the cost of gas, health care, and housing:
Here are 6 toys that could use a good bashing:
1. Diego's Lead-Filled Animal Rescue Boat - Identified as one of the 10 worst toys of 2007, this plastic nightmare is loaded with lead.
2. Barbie My Scene - Because any toy using the word "bling" deserves to be demolished
3. Struts - Horses wearing high heels and heavy heavy eye makeup. Enough said.
4. Bratz Babyz- Babies wearing thongs. Next: "Baby Streetwalker"
5. Giant Microbes - These are hard to break because they're plushy, but giant microbes as toys? "Here's a nice cuddly bacterium to show you how much Mommy loves you." [Edited to add: Ok, seriously, I'm the only person who thinks these are unbelievably odd, these little bugs have quite a following!]
6. Operation Checkpoint X-Ray Machine - It's never too late to train your kids to practice working for homeland security?
Which toys would you pull an Office Space on? Don't remember that scene? It's here for your enjoyment, but be forwarned: Bad Words are Said Loudly!!!
