I wanted to raise awareness about a very important issue. While looking into the fact that June is Potty Training Awareness month, I discovered something tragic. While we are just finishing National Teen Self-Esteem month and Hepatitis Awareness month in May, and are looking forward to International Men's month, National Safety month, and Children's Awareness month (aware that they exist?) in June, it's going to be a slow slog after that. Because July, as it turns out, is hardly gonna make anyone aware of anything at all! While most of the other months, weeks, and days of the year are so jam packed with awareness that you can hardly tell which end is up, July only has, like, Family Reunion month and Herbal and Prescription Awareness month going for it. (Hmm, are those two only coincidentally linked?)
So I think it's time we call attention to this by nominating some things for July to cover. Here's the top ten candidates for an Awareness month.
1. National My Boobs Belong to the Baby Now month
2. Don't Make Me Come Up There and Get You Awareness month
3. Legalize Heroin month
4. National I'm Sorry My Kid Taught Your Kid a Bad Word month
5. Next Time Flag That "NSFW" Awareness month
6. When I Try and Spoon You Roll Away Awareness month
7. Zombies Were People Too, Once month
8. National Sore In My Mouth From Biting My Lip That Swelled Up So I Keep Biting It and It Won't Heal month
9. Go Easy On the Prunes, Tiger Awareness month
and of course,
10. Awareness Month Awareness month.
