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5 Things Not to Get Him for Father's Day

Image courtesy Manties.net Men often have the reputation of being easier to please than women, especially when it comes to Father's Day.  But I think it's all a lot more complicated than that.

Here's a good place to start.  5 things NOT to buy him for Father's Day:

1. Manties - Why should women have all the fun? Though honestly, if you've seen a leopard print man-thong European bathing suit it's clear that the boys have tons to celebrate.

2. Old Spice Hair and Body Wash or any three-fer products - If it washes hair, cleans tubs, and spritzes his balls, it's probably going to cause burns and resentment. 

3. MANicure - Men may enjoy facials or pedicures or even the occasional beauty treatment but they often don't want you to acknowledge it. Then again, some men pretty much beg for a certificate, so who knows?

4.  Navy Seals Pull-Up Bar - I have it on good authority (thanks little brother) that men, like women, do not enjoy gifts with a strong subtext.  If you give him workout gear and he's a little fluffy, the message will be received and Daddy won't be happy.

5.  Ties, Socks, Handkerchiefs - These gifts pretty much yell out "Who the hell are you?!!"  They might be ok for granddad, but today's younger smarter daddy probably won't appreciate them.

Any to add? 


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Comments

 

leahsmom said:

(unless, of course, dad specifically states he needs socks because someone's been chewing holes in his. No naming names.)

June 4, 2008 4:09 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Honestly, there's nothing more invigorating than doing pull-ups in my manties.

June 4, 2008 4:39 PM
 

HotCrossBuns said:

Oh I snorted a bit at the Old Spice reference. My husband refuses to use that stuff, he says it makes him smell like a cheap manwhore. teeeheheheee

What exactly ARE we supposed to buy the guy? Car parts are just out of my comfort zone!

June 4, 2008 5:53 PM
 

Dana said:

I think my husband would love any sort of gift that "spritzes his balls."

Wait.  Let me check...

Yep.  He says he doesn't care what it looks like, smells like, or how it happens...just as long as ball spritzing is taking place.

Great...now he wants to know if he can get his Father's Day present early...

June 4, 2008 7:04 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I think it's safe to say that Dana is spritzing in the right direction.

We really are easier to shop for.

June 4, 2008 8:03 PM
 

HDCS said:

Ball spritzing shortly after manscaping might be a bit painful.

June 4, 2008 10:10 PM
 

Stewart Allyn said:

I have to agree with you...these are 5 things I definitely do not want.

June 5, 2008 5:01 PM

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