I'm hardly the spokesmodel for keeping family secrets, giving
out personal details for a living like I do. So I'm going to have to go
along with the thinking behind this onesie, which announces "I'm an
accident."
I
figure it serves Junior in a couple of ways: (1) makes his mommy and
daddy seem spontaneous, cool and not terribly regimented (read:
on-demand nursing!). (2) It gives Little Precious a head-start on
oversharing -- she'll need it to get decent Facebook and MySpace pages
going.
What I can't get behind, however, is (1) the name of the Zazzle company selling these (The Pea and the Poo) and (2) the company's other original design featuring a "poo-stache." Yeah, I get "branding" and "having fun." But for the sake of decency! That smiling face -- the graphic stand-in for YOUR CHILD -- is licking shit from its upper lip!
Stick with the oversharing. But I'd recommend avoiding the combed cotton scat Ts. Boundaries, people, boundaries.
Photo: The Pea and the Poo via Zazzle.com
