I, like anyone else, enjoy a drink now and then. But I usually wait until after 5p.m. or until, you know, after I've been born.
Clearly one infant girl couldn't wait to tie one on because she came into the world totally smashed. How drunk was this newborn? Try three times the legal limit (provided she came out of the womb driving an El Camino).
A Polish baby girl recently came in to the world with a .29 blood alcohol level. To put that in perspective, that level would be like you drinking 2 and 1/3 bottles of wine. As you can imagine, the mom of this little Dean Martin reincarnation showed up to the delivery room with a few belts in her. Or a dozen, but who is counting.
Suffice to say, the mother may be facing jail time. Luckily, doctors see no harmful effects on the child yet and are hopeful she will not exhibit any in the future. Remember pregnant ladies, you can have a glass of wine now and then, not 5.