Mornings with children are always an adventure, especially once they begin to talk and you are required to operate complex machinery like microwaves and toasters before ingesting adequate caffeine. Here are a few choice statements from your kids that can catapult even the groggiest among us into code-red parenting alert:
1. My tummy feels funny
2. I just stepped in something yucky
3. There is a funny man in the living room
4. Grandma called and she's on her way over
5. Don't worry, I already fed the baby
Any to add?
