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Put your clothes on and step away from the porcupine

Posted by Brett Singer

Hey, good lookin'Admittedly, I have no confirmation that these laws are actually on the books. And a commenter at snopes points out that the "Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida" law probably just addresses beastiality in general, rather than prohibiting spiny-backed sex objects. Regardless of veracity, it's a funny list, and they certainly sound plausible. For example:

- Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

- Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

- In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

- It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

That last one is my favorite. I mean, other than cheaper movie tickets, who wants to marry your cousin when they get that old?

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image: Brittanica.com 

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Comments

 

AllisonWonder said:

In that third one, is that only if they're together? Maybe he's out hunting, and she's home alone. Or maybe the law is so that if a feller catches his wife cheating, he can't shoot until she's done...

July 8, 2008 12:40 PM

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