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Dat Baby: A Rap Tribute to Deadbeat Dads

Posted by Cole Gamble

Shawty Putt and Lil Jon want you to know that they will have no part of your baby.

 

Because the dude doing the no-paternity victory dance in the pregnant girl's face needs an anthem. 

By the way, what is a Shawty Putt?


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Comments

 

MomofBeans said:

Wrong on so very many levels, but I'm torn. On one hand, this is representative of so many problems in America, not to mention the death of the Hip-Hop I know and love. On the other hand, I feel like I need to forward this to everyone I know.

July 8, 2008 5:38 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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