Where to start? Apparently there is some annual "Horribles" parade in Beverly Farms, Mass., a tony township near the young and fertile hamlet of Gloucester. (You remember Gloucester, right? Scads of pregnant teens in one year ... high school principal claims the girls got pregnant on purpose ... town mayor calls bullshit on the principal ... media frenzy and lots of soul-searching ensues.)
Now, aforementioned annual Beverly Horribles Parade encourages participants to create floats that comment on or satirize current events. Soooooo (and I think you know where this is going) ... not one, not two, but THREE floats featured girl-teens with basketballs shoved up their tiny dresses. These Gloucester teen stunt doubles danced provocatively -- lots of pelvic thrusts -- and did their best to ... what, satirize? Comment on? ... the teen pregnancy crisis in their sister city.
Needless to say many are offended. A couple of people recruited to judge the floats in this parade walked out. Interestingly, one of these teen-mom floats won 2nd place and a $400 prize. Huh. Funny stuff, those 15-year-old moms.
You can see one of the floats in this video, but apparently the prize-winning entry was too icky to show on TV.
Photo: lonestartimes.com