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Does Batman Hit His Mom?

Christian Bale’s professional career may be at all an all-time high, but his family life certainly leaves something to be desired. Although Bale has remain tight-lipped about allegations that he assaulted his mom and his sister, a source close to the Dark Knight star has shed some light on the charges.

Bale has not exactly been tight with either his mom Jenny or his sister Sharon since his parents’ divorce over a decade ago. Christian sided with Dad; Sharon sided with Mom. (Apparently, no one explained the whole making-your-kids-pick-sides-in-a-divorce-causes-irreparable-psychological-damage phenomenon to Christian’s parents). But just before the Dark Knight premiere, Sharon and Jenny reached out to Christian, and he reluctantly agreed to meet them in his hotel room

Turns out they were hoping Christian would front them some cash for a business scheme they’d cooked up. Christian got mad and ordered them out of the room, allegedly pushing his mother out of the door. Sharon and Jenny went to the cops, who questioned Christian and then released him. He has not been formally charged yet.

Photo: Chicago Sun-Times 

But that hasn’t prevented his mother from trying to sell her assault story to the media. Perhaps she won’t need her son’s financial assistance after all…


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Comments

 

leahsmom said:

I know the legal definition of assault is pretty low - technically, a finger poke would qualify - but "assault" carries such a different connotation in popular usage.  I don't know anything more than is written here, but surely, although it's not nice, giving mom a shove isn't what most people think of when they hear "assault" or even "hit", as above?  If I hadn't seen my mom in over a decade, and then she hit me up for cash, I mighta gotten pretty steamed too. I don't think I would have pushed her.  But even so, this sounds like it's gotten totally blown out of proportion.

July 24, 2008 4:07 PM
 

coolteamblt said:

I see my mother in law on a regular basis, and it takes a ton of self control to not shove her out the door when she comes over to beg for bingo money. How sad.

July 24, 2008 7:47 PM
 

graham said:

If I was Batman, I would hit my mom...I would do lots of things if I was Batman, God damn it!

July 27, 2008 10:00 PM

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Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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