Strollerderby

Stuff White Parents Like

Inspired by the brilliant site Stuff White People Like, here are some things white (or, if you prefer, "yuppie") parents like

1. Waldorf education - it's very expensive and makes perfect sense for parents concerned with creativity and limiting screen time.  

2. Attachment parenting - only white parents need to label what has been a practice among cultures for hundreds of years.

3. Childrearing experts - White parents love to read books about child development, preferably while talking on their BlackBerry and returning emails.  

4. Birth order studies- arguably, birth order tells us something about a person's proclivity to want to be taken care of (youngest child) or in charge (oldest child).  White parents seem particularly interested in these kinds of studies.

5. Non-toxic coloring markers - With all the lead in toys and potential radon emissions from granite countertops, it seems silly for parents to worry about coloring markers.  But worrying is something white parents love to do.

6. Gay children's children - Dick Cheney proved that even Republicans can love their gay children's children.  Thanks, Dick.

For more stuff, go here... 


+ DIGG + STUMBLE

Comments

 

Roper said:

By "white" I'm guessing you mean "Upper middle class / college-educated Americans" ??

July 24, 2008 5:35 PM
 

Cassie said:

They worry about things that are convenient for them and does not interfere with their desires.  Waldorf is also a tasty salad.  Guess what Roper?  People of color also attend college and live in upper class to wealthy neighborhoods. Your post seems to hint that only "white people" are these things.

July 24, 2008 5:59 PM
 

ALI said:

ROPER youre such a typical white b****.....guess what soon you'll be in a country with a black president....then what...?

July 24, 2008 6:29 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Hey, these things sound familiar! Are you talking about me?

July 24, 2008 6:31 PM
 

Roper said:

Cassie -- Duh. That's my whole point. It's ridiculous to say that this is stuff "white" people like. This is stuff that yuppies like - black, white, Asian, whatever. (In stereotype world, anyway.)

ALI, um....you don't make any sense at all. I'll be voting for that black president.

Reading comprehension, people. Reading comprehension!

July 24, 2008 6:42 PM
 

Maeby said:

i love the site Stuffwhitepeoplelike!!

July 24, 2008 6:51 PM
 

chyna823 said:

Jeez, Cassie and Ali, take a breath. You're totally misreading Roper's comment. Her point is that the items in the list don't necessarily apply to white people, it's really more the upper middle class that's into that stuff. Count to 10 before you post next time.

July 24, 2008 6:54 PM
 

Louise09 said:

Roper is totally right its dumb to lump all white people together. maybe the list should be stuff babble parents like. ha ha!

July 24, 2008 7:12 PM
 

Larissa said:

or, to quote Bullworth:

"Rich people've stayed on top, dividing white people from colored people. But white people've got more in Common with colored people than rich people."

July 24, 2008 7:20 PM
 

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) said:

this is meant as a riff on "stuffwhitepeoplelike.com" which is a funny website making fun of the assumption that people can be grouped by race.

obviously, this isn't just stuff white people like... that's the point.

July 24, 2008 7:27 PM
 

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) said:

July 24, 2008 7:29 PM
 

Roper said:

Is that what the web site is making fun of? Seems to me it's just making fun of priveleged people, many of whom are white. Which is all well and good -- and funny. (Especially if you are one, which I am, and the author obviously is.) But calling that group "white people" smacks of a lack of awareness about the economic reality of most white people in America. And, by extension, a sort of veiled racism.

Maybe. Or maybe I'm just getting too easily offended because I'm so white. And truth be told, I'm not actually offended. Your post is funny, the site is funny. I just think it's one of those things it's dangerous to get too comfy and inside-jokey about. Like when rich white people who would never, EVER utter a racist epithet are perfectly comfortable denouncing poor white people as "trailer trash."

Excuse me, now, I have to go do some yoga and eat some organic food.

July 24, 2008 8:14 PM
 

Susan said:

Don't think so, Mike.  AP?  "Cry It Out!" Nope.

July 24, 2008 9:15 PM
 

sumoo said:

A little background:

www.salon.com/.../index.html

July 24, 2008 11:43 PM
 

manager mom said:

I don't care so much about the non-toxic markers, but WASHABLE are a must.

July 25, 2008 6:43 AM
 

leahsmom said:

Roper, we know you're not worried about non-toxic markers - but crayons? They should've said crayons, we would've had you!

July 25, 2008 9:24 AM
 

Bean's mom said:

Other stuff yuppie white parents like:

-Wooden toys:I actually heard a mom say she is allergic to Toys R Us

-organic baby food, lotions, and cleaning products

-Mommy and Me classes for newborns

July 25, 2008 10:13 AM
 

JumpinJack said:

Have you seen this?

stuffwhiteparentslike.com

July 25, 2008 6:35 PM
 

botanist said:

Oh! I like wooden toys (had many of them myself) and I do get a headache when I go to Toys R Us (too many brightly coloured things).

July 29, 2008 6:12 PM
 

Frankenberry said:

Has anyone taken the quiz?

bestparentever.com/.../are-you-a-best-parent-ever

LOL!

July 29, 2008 7:50 PM
 

T-Boogie said:

Wow! I didn't racism is still alive! I am mixed with black, indian and white; I still like a lot of these things! Wow, wake up people and stop trying to send us back to segregation days!!! I don't find this to be a joking matter, because some jokes are not funny!!!

July 30, 2008 5:11 PM

in

GROUP BLOGS

  • Strollerderby

    The smartest, funniest, most exhaustive parenting blog in the blogosphere.
  • Droolicious

    Modern design for modern parents.
  • FameCrawler

    Your daily baby celebrity fix.
back to blog homepage