Inspired by the brilliant site Stuff White People Like, here are some things white (or, if you prefer, "yuppie") parents like:
1. Waldorf education - it's very expensive and makes perfect sense for parents concerned with creativity and limiting screen time.
2. Attachment parenting - only white parents need to label what has been a practice among cultures for hundreds of years.
3. Childrearing experts - White parents love to read books about child development, preferably while talking on their BlackBerry and returning emails.
4. Birth order studies- arguably, birth order tells us something about a person's proclivity to want to be taken care of (youngest child) or in charge (oldest child). White parents seem particularly interested in these kinds of studies.
5. Non-toxic coloring markers - With all the lead in toys and potential radon emissions from granite countertops, it seems silly for parents to worry about coloring markers. But worrying is something white parents love to do.
6. Gay children's children - Dick Cheney proved that even Republicans can love their gay children's children. Thanks, Dick.
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