Colorful truck and tractor images on little boy shoes are so, so beside the point. Let's say what we really mean on the feet of our budding Big Boys: mama's hoping to raise a Tits-n-Ass man!
These leather Mud Flap Girl baby booties from Me in Mind, featured recently over on Droolicious, get right down to business. No, no, you elitists! ... You're not condemning your child to the life of a long-haul trucker with these beauties. You're helping Mr. Man recognize one of the enduring symbols of female desirability (and, incidentally, low-cost bathroom blowjobs for overweight, hemorrhoid-plagued truckers ... but there I go ruining the allure of the image.)
Since you already got a pair of the soft-heeled stilettos for your little girl, it's only fair your boy should get him some fun, sexy footwear too!
These booties go with any outfit, but they look especially put together with a whole Mud Flap Girl ensemble. May we suggest the following:
Mud Flap Girl onesie (awwww ... prrrrrr!)
Mud Flap Girl bib (ooopsie! You're drooling ...)
Sexist pigs! You're leaving out the girls! Oh, no we're not! Here's one for your hottie of a 10-month-old kitten ... Mud Flap Girl "I'm Magically Delicious!" onesie.
Which ones are you getting? All of them? Grrrrrrrr.
Photos: via thefind.com and Me In Mind.
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