It turns out that the key to health may be just under our feet. No, it's not cat hair or Legos or Polly Pocket's shoes, even though that's what's under my feet right now. It's more straightforward than that.
The key -- if you live in Utah, at least -- is to live in an older neighborhood that has sidewalks. Sure, the big starter mansions might have all of the mod cons -- but what they lack is place to walk where you won't get run over.
Now if they would just find a health-promoting use for all of this cat hair, my house in an older neighborhood with sidewalks could become a hot property and/or high-end spa. Does dodgy plumbing promote well-being? How about a shifting foundation?
No?
Crap.
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