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Woman Clones Her Pit Bull—Five Times

While this story will hopefully never be remotely related to parenting human babies, this woman’s quotes are so priceless that I just had to share. Plus, she’s essentially paying to torture puppies, and she should get some backlash for it, even if it’s only of the indignant blogger variety.

Losing a pet is awful. No one knows this better than I, who cried for days after my goldfish died. (Don’t even get me started on my dog.) So I feel for Bernann McKinney, who took the loss of her beloved pit bull Booger quite hard. Still, I can’t exactly condone her method of grieving. McKinney recently became the first person in the world to pay to clone a pet. After selling her house to raise the necessary sum—when defying death, one must make sacrifices—McKinney had a South Korean cloning company create five puppies using a piece of the original Booger’s ear.

McKinney couldn’t be happier with Booger McKinney, Booger Lee, Booger Ra, Booger Hong, and Booger Park. “I dream of the day, some day, when everyone can afford to clone their pet because losing a pet is a terrible, terrible loss to anyone,” she said.

Let us pray that McKinney’s dream is never realized. Cloning carries a high risk of miscarriage and still birth, and those animals that do survive are usually plagued with health problems. As RSPCA scientist Penny Hawkins put it, “I can’t believe that any true dog lover would condone causing suffering to dogs and wasting their lives for such a trivial and selfish purpose, particularly when animal shelters worldwide have thousands of dogs who need loving homes.” I'm pretty sure Booger would agree.

Photo: Getty Images

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Comments

 

leahsmom said:

Score: human doofiness - 1; biodiversity - 0

August 7, 2008 12:37 PM

About Hannah Tennant-Moore

Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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