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Super Mom Beats Pedophile with Lead Pipe

Posted by Cole Gamble

Okay, right off the bat we should let it be known we at Babble aren't big advocates of vigilantism. There is a reason we have due process and don't all take the law into our own hands. Batman gets to, but that's Batman. Having said that, every now and then something happens. And that something is a little piece of awesome called street justice.

Wendy Nelson had been sitting on her house steps when her 10-year-old daughter ran from the local playground crying. When Nelson inquired what was the matter, her daughter told her a strange man tried to take off her pants and asked the girl to stay overnight at his house.

Nelson probably should have left it for the police to deal with, but she approached the man at the playground and told him she called the police. That's when the 24-year-old man introduced his knife. He stabbed Nelson twice before Nelson found the aforementioned lead pipe and struck back.  

Nelson's 17-year-old son jumped into the fray and ended up with a slash to the head of his own. Nelson finally got the upper hand an d delivered two convincing blows to the suspects head. The man is currently in the hospital and expected to recover.

What Nelson did was ill-advised to say the least. She could have been killed. Her son could have been killed. However, with the outcome of this incident a happy one, we can comfortably say, “Lead Pipe Wielding Mamas = Kind of Rad.”

 

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Comments

 

Cassie said:

They still make pipes out of lead?  Weren't those phased out back in the 70's due to harm to children?  Maybe you meant a metal pipe.  

August 25, 2008 6:02 PM
 

NordaMama said:

"Nelson, a single mom who lives with eight of her 11 kids -- four boys and four girls aged one to 17."

Yikes.

August 26, 2008 11:00 PM
 

chyna823 said:

Even though her attack was ill-advised and could have gotten her killed...this is still all kinds of awesome. Who wouldn't want to beat the sh*t out of someone who tried to harm our child?

August 27, 2008 5:22 PM
 

kanoa said:

man that women is braved bold to fight back and i hope that sick freaked gets his turn in prison with the big boys waiteing oh yea hes gonna be beatin for the rest of his life in prison i wished i was there i would made sure that guy have his knife thur his heart

September 15, 2008 9:16 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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