Can't get your kids to eat any sort of fruit? Do said children like dinosaurs? Then I've got the answer for you.
Make your own dinosaur swamp, which features plastic dinos and a spin on guacamole that includes avocados and tofu. While it might look a little, um, oogy to adult eyes, some kids would really groove on the idea, especially if given dinosaur scales (plain triangular corn chips) to dip in the goo.
The mom who came up with used it for a whole Jurassic-themed birthday. But there's no reason why you couldn't just serve it on an ordinary Thursday. And if you're really feeling kicky, save the pit and use it as the asteroid that destroys this dino habitat.
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