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Lindsay Lohan Wants to Adopt, At Least She Won't be Passing on the Genes

Posted by JeanneSager

It's a surname that could serve just as easily as a verb for screwing up your kids. Come on, who wants to pull a Lohan on their kids? Apparently, Li-Lo herself.

Fresh off a fight with her father (yes, another one) over whether she really is a lesbian (Lindsay says DJ Samantha Ronson's THE one, Daddy Michael says she's gross), Lohan told Marie Claire she's ready to adopt a child. Whether she'll pursue a domestic adoption or go overseas is still up in the air, but the 22-year-old says she's happy and ready to put her rehab-littered past behind her. No word on whether her lady love is up for motherhood; Lohan talked about their relationship but did not discuss whether they would be adopting together.

I'm willing to give anyone who can truly take care of a child a shot at parenthood, but I'd just hope this isn't another Lohan publicity stunt. After all, adoptions by Angelina and Brad, Nicole Kidman and even Sharon Stone have earned plenty of headlines. Lindsay tells Marie Claire that her screwed up childhood should make her a better parent. In other words - she knows what NOT to do as a parent.  In an excerpt from the Marie Claire article, she refers to her teen years as "unpredictable."

"It was kind of just like whether [my dad] was gonna be there, what he would be like," she said. "We didn’t know what to expect from him, which was difficult. I knew so much at the age of 12 – I’d seen so much. So it’s surprising to me that I got into certain things that I got into, because I knew not to."

Which makes you wonder - if she didn't learn from the past the first (three) time(s) around, who's to say she'll make up for it as a mom? Let's just hope the stabilizing influence of a happy relationship will make the difference. And maybe we should be celebrating the fact that she won't be throwing more Lohan genes out there?

Source: Marie Claire

Image: Marie Claire

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Comments

 

Amy said:

I've read this issue. Lohan says she'd like to adopt SOME DAY - not anytime soon. And what's with the bashing in your post? A kid with incredibly screwed up parents is raised in perhaps the worst environment imaginable for a young woman without a legitimate support system - Hollywood. She messes up, develops a drug habit, but eventually cleans herself up, distances herself from the monster parents and from all accounts seem happy, clean and in a stable relationship. The girl is 22 - I don't think it's fair to say she's unqualified to ever become a parent. Also, the whole "really a lesbian" thing is totally unnecessary. Lindsay has yet to publicly label herself, so maybe you should refrain from doing it for her. There is plenty of grey area between straight and gay, and in 2008 any enlightened person should know that dating a member of the same sex does not say anything absolute about a person's sexuality.

October 5, 2008 11:04 PM
 

Danielle said:

Fortunately, the minimum age requirement for international adoption is 25 (some countries, 30) and I would assume domestic adoption to be similar. That'll give her a few years to figure out that there are better ways to grab attention. (Let's go ahead and pass on chemical dependency and sex scandals this time around, shall we Lindsay?)

October 5, 2008 11:59 PM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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