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Proof Martha Stewart Wants to Eat Children

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Trying to figure out how to dress your baby for Halloween? You could check out Babble's top five costumes for newborns and toddlers. Or you could take Martha's advice and spend a few days working with muslin, insulation foam, and many other materials to turn your infant into a delicious-looking lobster, pie or turkey — complete with sides and, yes, serving knife. 
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Comments

 

TolaniLucia said:

Creepy!

October 8, 2008 3:23 PM
 

that girl said:

I she has a daughter...but I just cannot picture this lady with children.  I am filled with resentment when I watch or read her projects.  I just want to scream "Martha!  Are you effing kidding me?!  How the eff am I supposed to fit that BS into my jam packed day!?" And why on earth would I want my infant to dress up like a lobster on a platter?

October 9, 2008 2:17 PM

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