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Angelina Buys Her Kid a Knife. What's Next, Maddox Jolie, Tomb Raider?

Posted by JeanneSager

I had to read it twice myself. Angelina, the super celebrity mommy who even gets away with feeding the kids Cheetos because, well, she's the uber mommy, not only breastfeeds on the cover of the upcoming W Magazine but chats about knife shopping with her 7-year-old.

Yes, 7-year-old Maddox has been such a good big brother, he earned himself his own dagger. WTF??

Angelina says she thinks it's "important he learns about the dangers and benefits of daggers." Sure. And I think my daughter should learn about the dangers and benefits of guns. It doesn't mean I'm going to buy her one!!

Angelina told W she got her first knife at 11. Maybe it was the one she used to use to cut herself with during sex? This was back when she was the OTHER Angelina, she of the vial of Billy Bob blood and making out with her brother. How soon we forget. I've been rooting for the growing Brady Jolie-Pitt bunch since Angelina and Brad started to put a little bit of down-home parenting into celebrity, but I confess I never drank the Kool-Aid. I was waiting for something like this to crop up.

Last time I checked, the 7-year-old eldest brother to a whole brood of kids is not the prime candidate for a knife. A. He's 7. B. He's 7 and C. He's . . . wait for it . . . 7.

I don't care how much time you've spent discussing "safe play" and how much you've dulled that thing down (which, I will say, she was very clear about doing), knives aren't toys. And as I don't see the Jolie-Pitts out hunting for dinner and skinning their kill, I have yet to see how this gift could be construed as anything but by a 7-year-old boy (or girl for that matter). What was the purpose of this? Is she planning on sending him off into the wild on their next trip to Africa? Are they worried about the way the Germans are taking to the new kids on the block?

I don't care how far she's climbed up the parenting ladder, Angelina just proved she's as screwed up as the rest of us. (By the way - to everyone who reports on the Jolie-Pitt clan, can we stop referring to those of her children who are not biological as her "adopted" son Maddox, etc? Once adopted, they're her kids - enough already.)

Image: Celeste

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Comments

 

Alice said:

I am still trying to figure out how an admitted heroin user got an approved homestudy to adopt three times.  Having money does not make you smart or a good parent.  

October 10, 2008 10:53 PM
 

Knitty said:

I've always thought she was creepy, and having a passel of kids doesn't change her creep-factor.  What sort of nutcase buys a seven-year-old a knife?

October 11, 2008 1:26 PM
 

Goldenriccio said:

A parent knows their child and can judge when they are old enough to handle the responsibility of a knife. I got my first pocket knife when I was five, and was taught how to handle it safely. I was also allowed access to hammers and nails to build forts and tree houses. A knife is a tool, and a useful one.

  Do you not trust your child with a kitchen knife? At seven years old, most children can help in the kitchen, slice their own apples, cut their own meat, etc.

October 18, 2008 1:39 PM
 

paanta said:

I got my first knife at 5.  And it was razor sharp.  Heck, the fact that you think a dull knife is safer than a sharp one is a testament to your NOT knowing about mankind's most basic tool.

You know what teaches a kid how the world works?  Using tools.  There's no other way to slice open an apple and see its innards, or to disassemble electronics to figure out how complex they are, or to stick together spare parts in some sort of functional way.  And yes, it also teaches some very painful lessons that all curious hands-on people learn eventually.  They'll slice open their hands, whack their thumbs with hammers, burn themselves playing with matches, stab themselves with screwdrivers, zap themselves with capacitors and drop heavy stuff on their feet.  It makes you a cautious person.

I've got scars and I'm missing the tip of my pinkey, but I'm also perfectly comfortable replacing a transmission on a car, drywalling my ceiling, building a bookcase or computer, and rewiring my washing machine.  There's _no_ other way to learn this stuff other than to start young and occasionally get hurt.  

Parenting is about mitigating the risks associated with learning how the world works, without letting your kids falsely assume that it's a safe place.  In my experience, kids who grow up around dangerous stuff do a lot fewer life-threateningly stupid things as teenagers and young adults.

October 22, 2008 10:05 AM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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