Do your nipples hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Have heart Mom, the baby bra size drop means you're just a better candidate to tote stuff in your tatas! Thanks to the folks at Lemondrop, I have found the seasons hot new tote - and those eco-friendly grocery bags have got nothing on this mama.
Having handed the girls over to our kids during the breastfeeding days, who knows better than Mom that we've got to put the fun in functional? The Cleavage Caddy offers extra space to stow your valuables, and maybe make Mom look boobylicious once again?
At the very least, the lace on the top of the bra insert is 100 percent sexier than the diaper bag where you're used to storing your credit card these days. At the worst? When you're reaching down to snatch some cash to pay for your coffee, you know the clerk won't be staring at the puke stain on your shoulder.
Image: Mazantri Creations
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