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From the Department of Double-Speak: Palin Says She's Been Cleared

Posted by Shannon LC Cate

First a senior senator with a 26-year national political career is the "change" candidate, now the report finding Sarah Palin guilty of ethics violations "clears her of wrongdoing."

Ever since Karl Rove started orchestrating campaigns, it seems the republicans have been stranded in Opposite Land.  Now the Bush strategy of "lie now, correct yourself later when only .05% of the original audience is paying attention" has morphed into "call the sky green and the grass blue, until the entire populace suffers from gaslighting syndrome."

In this interview, Palin just repeats "cleared of any wrongdoing" like a parrot.  It's been painfully obvious for a long time that Palin can't think on her feet or answer questions she hasn't been prepared for.  In this case, it's obvious that a certain phrase was given to her and she was told to use it over and over in the hopes that, if it doesn't become actually true, people will carry it around in their heads like a bad 80's rock ballad.

I'm not going to quote her, because I can't stand that song.  Instead, I'm putting on a catchy tune of my own to drown it out: Palin broke the law.  Palin broke the law.  Palin broke the law.


Morning News: Despite Damning Report, Palin Claims to be Cleared

Breaking News: Palin Found Guilty of Ethics Violations

Hey Sarah Palin:  Make Your Kids Go To School

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Comments

 

Manjari said:

Not only can she not come up with her own thoughts, she hasn't even read the report. I would be surprised if she's read 300 pages of print in her lifetime. She is an appalling clown, and it's a disgrace that she is even in this election.

What is so upsetting is that so many Americans will see this "likable" woman saying she has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and they will simply accept it.

October 14, 2008 6:40 PM
 

Alice said:

Sher is just going by what her Lord and Master (Todd)told her. Moron.

October 14, 2008 7:42 PM
 

carfree childhood said:

I'm beginning to question her ability to read.  First she claims that a New York Times article states that Bill Ayers and Barack Obama had a close relationship when in fact the article says that Bill Ayers and Barack Obama did not have a close relationship.  Next she says that a report that finds her guilty clears her.

Either she can't read or she assumes her supporters can't read.

October 14, 2008 8:13 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

My toddler uses this same approach. No matter what the facts are, I didn't do it.

October 15, 2008 4:59 PM

About Shannon LC Cate

Shannon LC Cate, PhD is a lesbian housewife and work-from-home mother of two girls via domestic, open, transracial adoption. They are both under five and already too brilliant and beautiful for their own good. Shannon lives, writes and assembles tricycles in Chicago, Illinois.

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