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In Hard Economic Times, Bonnie Fuller Knows What Women Want

Posted by Kelly Mills

really. important.Lots of people have been saying that in this election, women finally matter. At last our concerns and issues are being heard and addressed as though we, you know, made up half the population or something. And clearly one of the issues that matters to women is the economy, what with how it affects all our lives and all. So it makes sense that Bonnie Fuller, in her NY Times blog post, would want to examine what matters to women in these troubled and uncertain financial times. Is it health care costs? Job security? The high price of food and gas? Planning for our retirements (ha!) or trying to save in case the kids want to go to college?

Uh, no. According to Fuller, what matters to us is... our looks.

Yes, while we may feel the wolf at the door, we apparently still shell out money for our pricey hair stylists and our Botox. Oh, but let's clarify: By "women" she means women who live in New York. And she knows what they all want, because she "canvassed" some stylists, plastic surgeons, cosmetic companies, and "even" body waxers. (What's up with that, Bonnie? Don't minimize the importance of the waxers.) Do my frequent quotation marks indicate that I think her ideas are about as helpful as an untreatable rash? Here's her closer: "Time will tell, I guess, but the anecdotal evidence suggests that New York women may end up living in a box on the West Side Highway, but we’ll still have fabulous highlights and perfectly shaped eyebrows!"

Cough. 

So we could debate the ideas that spring to mind here, whether women are vain or held to a higher aesthetic standard that relates to their employment prospects, but this piece proves the trend of women clinging to Botox as much as it proves fairies exist, so it ain't worth it. Maybe I'll canvas some women and ask if during a time when people are worried about being able to provide for their children, if Fuller actually makes women look bad or if she's just more like a really annoying gnat, and we'd be better off ignoring her and hoping she finds an open window somewhere. 

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Comments

 

Lisa said:

This doesn't surprise me. Even though it is considered to be a respected paper, most of what I read in the NY Times is total BS. They so often use anecdotal information to come to a conclusion. I have stopped reading this paper.

October 20, 2008 8:47 PM
 

Maureen said:

I can't believe it!  I want to stay in my house and provide my kids with shoes that fit, so I haven't seen my hair stylist (normally about $100 a pop) since April. I look terrible... in fact, I finally broke down and purchased a $10 box of hair color so I can do it myself tonight.   I'll push the haircut a few more months.  But I'd rather live in my very mediocre house with horrible hair than live in a box with an awesome "do".  

The last time I did have my hair done, my stylist mentioned how slow business was.  She said that women were coming in for cuts but forgoing the more expensive treatments -- and that was back in April!  

October 20, 2008 11:45 PM
 

Knitty said:

Our looks.  Yeah.  I don't care about the homeless, the burgeoning unemployment rate, my parents' vanishing retirement account, my husband's job, my child's health care, the next Depression... it's all about my 'do and manicures!  'Cause we wimmins, we're not real bright!  We just wanna look pretty for the mens!

What complete crap.

October 21, 2008 1:10 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

That photo will haunt me for days.

October 21, 2008 5:06 PM

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