The good news - for all supporters of Joe Biden - is that the senator from Delaware released his medical records to the press on Monday, and the upshot is, he's a pretty healthy guy.
The better news - for all conspiracy theorists and Sarah Palin-haters - is that the release of Biden's records has rekindled the rumors that swirled around Palin when her place on the ticket was first announced: namely, that Trig isn't really her baby. After all, Sarah Palin is a 44-year-old marathoner. What reason could there possibly be for not releasing the records, besides that she has something to hide?
And don't give me any of that privacy crap. If she cared so much about her privacy, she would have been a librarian, instead of planting herself so firmly in the public sphere.
And don't give me any of that "But-Bristol-is-pregnant-now-so-couldn't-have-given-birth-to-Trig" nonsense, either. All we know, at this point, is that Palin's camp has announced that Bristol is pregnant, and due in May. We'll see when - and if - that baby actually arrives.
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