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New Obama Cabinet Position: Oprah as the Secretary of Feel-Good?

Posted by Shannon LC Cate

Speculation has begun that Barack Obama, should he win the presidency, might offer a cabinet position to feel-good diva, Oprah Winfrey.  A rumor begun in blog from the online version of the Financial Times, but Oprah's spokesperson says there've been no overtures yet, and Clinton press secretary, Dee Dee Myers, reminds us that taking a government position would be, for billionaire Oprah, "like a 100,000 percent paycut."

Still it's interesting to speculate, as The Chicago Tribune does, on what Oprah might offer the world of politics:

Imagine, just for a moment: A small stage, softly lit and stylishly decorated. Four soft burgundy chairs and a faint scent of lavender candles.

Seated from left to right: Vladimir Putin, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il and Oprah Winfrey. The men hold the fate of the world in their hands. But Oprah holds the keys to three new cars.



"You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!"



Bingo.



World peace.


What do you think?  Could Oprah bring something the United States needs to the executive branch?

 

Image: newsbusters.org


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Comments

 

MomofBeans said:

I love Oprah and think she's the mother of us all. I'm not sure if she's politically qualified in any way, but I think she's fabulous.

October 23, 2008 2:10 PM
 

Larissa said:

I am suspicious of the "well placed sources" the writer mentions.  This sounds like a bunch of hooey.  But I seem to be in the minority of the global population - I think Oprah is just fine for a daytime talk show hostess but really not fit for much else.

Shall we drum up other names of famous African-Americans to toss for other possible cabinet posts?  Gimme a break.  I find that line of discussion tiresome and racist.

October 23, 2008 2:43 PM
 

Twintown said:

I never got on the Oprah bandwagon myself, but that world leader scenario is pretty funny:)

@Larissa, I didn't think that they're only bringing up Oprah because she's black.  I think she's a logical, light-hearted choice because of her unabashed support of the Obamas and her ability to woo the masses.

October 24, 2008 9:09 AM
 

Jackson said:

I wonder what Cabinet position

Rev. Wright and

William Ayres will get?

November 7, 2008 10:52 AM

About Shannon LC Cate

Shannon LC Cate, PhD is a lesbian housewife and work-from-home mother of two girls via domestic, open, transracial adoption. They are both under five and already too brilliant and beautiful for their own good. Shannon lives, writes and assembles tricycles in Chicago, Illinois.

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