Okay, so a chimpanzee
and white tiger kitten were cute. But buckle up, Nancy, because you ain’t
seen cute yet. Some people insist an animal’s cuteness can be intensified by dressing
them up. Others believe the key to unlocking ultimate animal cuteness is to put
them in peril, like Hang In There Kitty (animal cruelty is precious). To all
these cuteness proponents I say, "Nay!” You’re all wrong. I say the apex
of all animal cuteness is to be found in sadness mixed with moody, bangs-in-the-eyes
attitude. In other words EMO ANIMALS! Go ahead, turn up the Radiohead and get
set for these adorable little brooders.
