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Palin Chooses Name for Her Next Kid

Posted by Cole Gamble

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has more on her mind then just her future political career. She’s already thinking about her next baby. She, the mother of five kids with such fanciful names as Track, Trig and Piper, is already talking about the name of her next child. Forget the fact she is in the middle of a national election and could possibly be sitting in the White House eating caribou stew with foreign dignitaries soon, Palin’s got baby on the brain. Wanna know what name she picked out for the future Palin? Here’s a hint: it’s a hockey term. Got to read more for the answer...

 

So her next child’s name? Zamboni. You know, the big machine they use to smooth the ice at hockey rinks. This she told People magazine during a recent interview. It turns out Mrs. Palin was simply joking and has no plans on more kids (for now). However, not everyone caught the “joking” part and thought Palin was for real. They might be half right. After all, Bristol’s got to be shopping for a baby name.

 



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About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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