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Mrs. Robinson Alive and Living in Jersey

Posted by JeanneSager

Josette Taylor claimed the MILF title in her New Jersey neighborhood this week. The fifty-three-year-old mom admitted to having sex with her one of her son's buddies. But that's not where this momma went off the train tracks.

The boy was just fifteen. At least Benjamin Braddock was out of college and able to drink before Mrs. Robinson showed him there's even more to life than plastics. A mother of two (her son is sixteen, her daughter twenty), Taylor was apparently a walking cliche. Her husband? A doctor. Her home? A mansion worth well over one million dollars.

Now the bored Jersey broad's facing up to five years in prison for sexual assault. As well as some looks of embarrassment and disgust from her kids.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

Source: Newark Star Ledger

Image: Amazon

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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