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When I was a camp counselor in high school, I had a five-year-old girl whose favorite song was Meredith Brooks' "Bitch." She would sing it really loud and put her hand over her mouth whenever a bad word came along.

"Don't Cha" was at the height of radio play when the baby was tiny...and my husband and I would dance her around with our own lyrics..."don't cha wish your baby was cute like me?"

I remember singing Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" when I was a kid, and having no idea what the lyrics meant.  I'm sure it embarrassed my mom to have her 10 year old singing about keeping her baby!

Even worse was my twin brother walking around singing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean."  The 7 year old singing about how the kid is not his son had to have been hilarious.

I have to laugh becuase my 3 year old daughter loves singing I kissed a girl all the time.  To make matters worse I live in the very conservative state of SC.  I could care less but you should see the looks I get from some people out in public.

#11: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. heh.

I remember singing along to a song from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack while playing badminton when I was about ten, and the chorus was, "Yes! We're gonna make love!" and the little neighbor boy asked me if I actually knew what I was singing and suddenly I realized what I was singing and everything was suddenly very bad.

I also had no idea, when asked by my dad at age 5, that when Mark Knopfler sang about "money for nothing and chicks for free" that he didn't mean baby chickens.

When I was 6 or 7, I would run around singing "Like a Virgin."  Like others have said - My poor mother...

I remember being very horrified a few years ago when my co-worker's ringtone was her 4 year old singing "Don't Cha."  I got my liberal panties all in a twist until I remembered the favorite family stories of me belting out "Like a Virgin" and "Let's Get Physical" in my car seat to my parents' great embarrassment.

My sister's name is Amelia, and my parents reworked the words to Simon and Garfunkel's Cecelia to include her name and be more kid friendly. Then we teased her constantly once we figured out what the real words were. Not quite the same as my six year old neice belting out A-Kon's I Want to F*** You, but still funny.

When I was a nanny, I brought my five year old charge, Laurie, home one day. As her dad opened the door to let us in, she looked up at him and sang: "Every little thing she does is magic! Everything she do just turns me on!" Fortunately, he laughed.

My 2.5 year old sings along to "So What (Pink)" and "Shake It (Metrostation)" - luckily, she just seems to know the choruses.  Of course, I was the kid who went to kindergarten singing Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" and "You May Be Right"...

My mom says I used to sing "Afternoon Delight" in the cart at the grocery store.  

my daughter has sang a couple of those songs and i did shutter but not more

than when she comes home from her friends house singing hanna montana...

that is vomit inducing...

I had a friend who paraded her daughter out to dance to "My Humps" She was 4 and stared us all in the eyes....it was icky

My friend's three year old likes to walk around singing Beck's Loser.

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"

I'm pretty sure the first song I ever sang was "I Drink Alone" and this was at age 4