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School Security Guard Teaches Biology Class

Posted by JeanneSager

Parents of students at a New Mexico high school are crying foul after they say a campus security guard was called in to "teach" their kids biology classes the same week the district announced it would be cutting back spending on substitute teachers. Hey, at least they picked a guy the students would be safe around. 

The Rio Rancho School District said it would call on administrators and "other qualified staff" to fill in when a teacher called out sick. So how is a security guard "qualified" to teach high school biology?

Frankly, I don't see how he's any less qualified than the bulk of people I've seen substituting. Although there are some trained educators who fill in as substitutes until they land a full-time gig, they aren't necessarily trained in teaching the subjects of the teacher they're being called on to replace. The best gym teacher in the world can't really be expected to explain dangling participles and gerunds, can he (or she)? 

Not every substitute even has teacher training. They're hired, essentially, as glorified babysitters, there to ensure the kids stay in one room, and don't spend the day playing with toy trucks if it's a kindergarten classroom or making out in a back corner if it's high school. I hardly remember a class spent with a substitute at the helm where learning was high on the agenda. As students, we were given busywork, whether it was elementary level worksheets or high school textbook chapter reading. If you had a question, you were always told "wait 'til tomorrow and you can ask your teacher." Some teachers planned quizzes and tests for days they knew they'd be out, a guarantee the kids would be quiet for the substitute. Some kept a movie handy for sudden sick days; you knew there was a substitute if you walked into a darkened room with the giant TV stand set up at the front. 

With the exception of extended sick leave, when a qualified teacher really should be stepping into the vacancy to ensure the students' learning is kept on track, does it matter the career background of the adult standing at the front of a classroom for a day?

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Comments

 

S said:

My highschool had this one guy who was the stand by substitute and we loved having him. I think he was retired and just looking to fill in the time and budget. Not sure of his qualifications, but he'd tell us stories of growing up in the depression and fighting in WWII. We loved him. But that's all he needed to do - occupy us for a day and then say good-bye. And while he didn't really teach a math class, we definitely learned a few things about history.

So, power to the subs who maybe don't know quantum physics, but who give you a day of tempered fun when the teacher is sick.

December 8, 2008 3:24 PM
 

A sub said:

I am a substitute teacher (one of those who is actually teacher trained and looking for a full time gig), and I can assure you that a security guard could do just as well of a job as I could do in any classroom.  Regular classroom teachers are well aware of the fact that they will probably have a sub who doesn't have the first clue about their particular subject area.  They leave worksheets and videos for the kids to do while they're away.  This is just the way the system works.  Kids don't learn much when a sub is in the room.  We are mainly there for crowd control.

There is no need for these parents to feign outrage over a security guard stepping in to substitute.  The skill set he has developed from working in the school is far better preparation for substitute teaching than the training seminar I had to attend.

And FYI for people unfamiliar with the qualifications to become a substitute - all a person needs to do this job in many states is some college credit hours (and not even in education).  Is a security guard for the school who deals with behavior management issues everyday really such a bad choice?

December 8, 2008 6:14 PM

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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