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Kids Stay In Car While Dad Gets A Lap Dance

Posted by Brett Singer

Francois Lounge, the strip club that dad Keith Dodson visited while his kids sat in the car.Being a father is very stressful. You have to find ways to relax and enjoy yourself.

Note to self: this is not a good way to relax.

Keith Dodson of Barberton, Ohio is being charged with two counts of endangering a child after he popped into a local strip club for a lap dance. Problem is, he left his two kids in the car. And if that's not enough for you, the kids are very young – a six year old girl and a two year old boy. He told police that he was only in the mammary mecca (apologies to whoever it was coined that phrase) for "a few minutes", but witnesses said it was more like an hour. One dancer said he was with her for 30 minutes.

Now the kids are staying with relatives (no mother was mentioned in the news reports I read), and Dodson could get a year in jail (six months for each kid). To top it all off, he can't even go back to the club, which is called Francois Lounge. What a dope. Hope the kids will be OK.

You know what's scary? This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened. In fact, it's happened a lot. (Here's one, here's another.) I mean, OK, men are pigs, we know that, oink oink. But guys – maybe get a sitter next time, 'kay?

Source: Ohio.com

Image: woio.com

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Comments

 

PAgent said:

But if you pay for a babysitter, you won't have enough money left to pay for the lapdance!

December 10, 2008 3:06 PM
 

Manjari said:

I really hope he gets the full year in jail. What an absolute ass! I also hope those kids have someone great (or at least not awful) to take care of them.

December 11, 2008 9:43 AM
 

Alice said:

Sex addiction is as dangerous to the welfare of children as drug addiction is. Sex addicts will do anything for a fix just like crack heads.  They only care about thier high.  

December 11, 2008 8:04 PM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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