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Worst Santa Photos of All Time - Post Yours

Posted by Cole Gamble

This came to me on a recent visit to the mall santa.

 

Moments before this picture my son was skittering about with a broad smile on his face. And then this happened. Satan always chooses the most inconvenient times to possess your child. Believe it or not, this was the best picture of the bunch.

 

Then I scoped the Internet for some more tasty pics and came up with these:

 

Ever place a restraining order against Santa?

 

 

 

What you don't know about this picture is Santa's legs are made of molten lava.

 

 

Santa is doing this as part of his community service.

 

Now it's your turn. I've started a Babble Playground group for you to post your bad Santa picture. You'll find the group HERE.

 

Merry Creepy Christmas!

 

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Comments

 

photolicious said:

i was shopping this weekend and came across a whole book of these photos called "scared of santa:  scenes of terror in toyland"

too funny.  made me wanna go dig up some of my childhood santa photos.

www.amazon.com/.../0061490997

December 15, 2008 1:04 PM
 

Michelle said:

December 15, 2008 1:28 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

That last santa looks pretty, well, wow -- I want some of that business juice.

December 15, 2008 9:09 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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