Here is the infamous ad:
Of course, such bodily mutilation won't occur if you happen to buy the brand of nipple lotion advertised here. As a copywriter, I think it's pretty damn clever, but what do you think? Offensive?
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About Cole Gamble
Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.