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Babble Talk: Did Mommy Get New Boobies?

Posted by Brett Singer

Ah, kids. Yours, other people's, they come up with some doozies. Sometimes it's a word out of context, or making use of their name in a creative way.

And other times, they speak a phrase that can be bursting with meaning:

Holding my new bra my daughter said,"You got new boobies, Mommy?" Jadyn, 3

Now I'm not saying that Jaydn's mommy actually has new boobies, or even that she ever had new boobies. But somewhere Jaydn got the idea that a woman can, in fact, get new boobies. Where did Jaydn get such an idea? Has Jaydn been accompanying daddy to lunch at Hooters? (Note: I have no idea who Jaydn or his parents are, the condition of the boobies of anyone in the family or their friends, and whether or not Daddy eats lunch at the mammary mecca that is Hooters.) If nothing else, the kid has a head start on a truly male vocabulary.

Read more of the funny stuff that pops out of our kids' mouths, be it boobies, bras, or broccoli (hey, it could happen) right here. You can also submit your own child-like chatterings.

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Comments

 

elohveeee12 said:

well i hope she hasnt gotten a jump start on male vocabulary, lol. Jadyn seems to be a girl...

"Holding my new bra my DAUGHTER said,"You got new boobies, Mommy?" Jadyn, 3"

December 30, 2008 10:21 PM
 

leahsmom said:

Or even if Jadyn has two mommies, or just one parent!

December 31, 2008 12:41 PM

About Brett Singer

Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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