Babble Talk: Dude Looks Like a Puppy
There’s a routine by a comedian whose name I can’t recall that I always liked. In it, the comic talks about his son and how little kids are honest to a fault. The boy walks up to heavyset woman wearing a Guess? shirt and says, “I don’t know. 280? 285?” And so on.
I was reminded of that routine by today’s edition of Kids Say The Cutest Things:
On the one hand, we want our children to be honest. On the other hand, there are times when being honest is not a good idea. When you receive a birthday present you don’t like, you don’t say, “Gee, this sucks.” You say, “Thank you for the gift.”
Or if you see a person who is particularly unattractive, it probably isn’t such a great idea to refer to them as a K-9. I’m just saying.
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My daughter had a similar issue at about 2. She saw a woman with a ponytail in the car ahead of us and thought it was a dog’s ear or something. “Look!” she declared, “it’s a dog!” then she looked more closely and amended herself: “oh, no, it’s not a dog, it’s a people.”