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Anti-Abortion Group Up In Arms Over Krispy Kreme Abortion Donuts

Posted by Cole Gamble

It started off such a sweet idea. In honor of Barack Obama’s historic inauguration, Krispy Kreme decided to offer free donuts to everybody on January 20th. As their press release stated:

 

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."

 

The American Life League, an anti-abortion activist group, saw this sweet deal as an attack on defenseless unborn fetuses. These pastries had a baby-killing agenda. These were ABORTION DONUTS!

 

Is Kripsy Kreme offering free abortions with the free donuts? Can you pick up a baker’s dozen of abortions at any convenient donut shop on Jan. 20th? Surely these donut-glazing Nazis must be doing something horrendous to earn ALL’s righteous scorn.

 

According to the ALL’s President Judie Brown:             

 

"The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand…

 

Want to know how you picking up your free donut today will help kill “over 50 million preborn children”? ALL wants you to know.

 

- including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

 

"Just an unfortunate choice of words? For the sake of our Wednesday morning doughnut runs, we hope so. The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.

 

"President-elect Barack Obama promises to be the most virulently pro-abortion president in history. Millions more children will be endangered by his radical abortion agenda.

 

"Celebrating his inauguration with 'Freedom of Choice' doughnuts - only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion - is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.

 

"A misconstrued concept of 'choice' has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this ‘freedom?’  “

 

So now you know, donuts kill babies. Maple bars make Jesus cry. And some pro-life activists really, really, really, really, really, really crave attention.

 

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Comments

 

leahsmom said:

Who does this Obama guy think he is, really? Women asking for healthcare when they need it! For themselves and their own bodies? What will they want next, equal pay for equal work? The right to wear pants? The right to be single? Or own property? What IS this country coming to?

January 20, 2009 1:02 PM
 

maeby said:

awwww they didnt have anything else to bitch about today so they had to go there. Poor sad sad human beings. They want unwanted babies to grow up and be as miserable as they are? really?

I think i'll go to krispy kreme today.

January 20, 2009 2:39 PM
 

Bunny said:

I am amused by the repeated use of the word "radical." As though repetition will make it appropriate or accurate. Uh, guys: something is only "radical" if the majority of people disagree, and Obama is nothing if not middle of the road on this subject.

Also: I wish there was a Krispy Kreme around here.

January 20, 2009 4:20 PM
 

Manjari said:

I really wish there was a Krispy Kreme near me too.

January 20, 2009 5:00 PM
 

Sheri said:

Yeah, the anti-abortion side really was stupid on this one.

But President Obama did vote for late term abortion on demand.  And I'm sorry unless someone is going to die here (the mother), that's murder.  (And yes, I have been on the wrong end of a positive pregnancy test.)  Twelve weeks....if you can't make your mind up by then, well then too bad.  

And I've never met an unwanted child.  Really.  For every baby born there's a line of people who would love to adopt said child.  That's another choice.  

That being said, our local Krispy Kreme went out of business about 2 years ago, or I'd be all for choosing a donut.

January 20, 2009 6:05 PM
 

Bunny said:

Sheri: no abortion provider in the United States provides "late-term abortions on demand." Providers who perform late-term abortions even when the mother's life is threatened or the fetus is too ill to survive are few and far between, to the point at which a true story appeared in the Boston Globe a few years back about a woman whose child had died in the womb at (seven? eight? nine?) months and it took days to even find a provider who was willing to remove the very-much-wanted child from her body.

The only circumstances I can think of in which late-term abortions on a fetus that is likely to survive are performed more than rarely are in the case of Down Syndrome. As far as I know, there aren't many solid numbers on how common this is, but I agree with you that this is morally fraught. On the other hand, it's pretty different from "abortion on demand," and while I might not agree with a woman's decision to terminate at that juncture, there but for the grace of god go I - I would not deny her the right to choose.

These, and the late-term abortions in which the mother's life is endangered, are the abortions Obama voted to allow. The nightmare vision of a nine-months-pregnant woman walking into Planned Parenthood and saying "I changed my mind" - doesn't happen. Can't happen. Literally impossible.

January 21, 2009 2:29 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I love it when these right wing looneys get up in arms about nonsense as it helps me know who to support and peeve them off. Just like when they try and censor something we never would have heard of if they hadn't made such a stink.

January 21, 2009 3:54 PM

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Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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