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They Say: Margarine Makes You Stupid

Posted by Amy Kuras

Want to make your child stupider? Feed them margarine. If you’re looking to boost their intellect, though, feed them fish once a week and bread and cereal gains four times a day.

See? I KNEW carbs were our friends!

That’s the upshot of a major New Zealand study that looked at children’s IQ levels, diets and family situations.

It found margarine is strongly correlated with lower IQ scores, which is not so great for lower income kids because margarine is cheaper than butter. Fish and grains were linked with higher IQ scores.

Interestingly, another thing that shows a link with high IQ was alcohol use during pregnancy. The study found that mothers who drank moderate amounts of alcohol while pregnant had children with much higher IQs, than those who did not.

That’s at odds with an earlier New Zealand study that found negative effects at very low levels of alcohol consumption. It showed mothers who had one drink a week could change their child's behavior, and one drink a day could damage the child's cognitive skills.

As someone who had the occasional glass of wine during pregnancy, I like the first finding better.

The study covers 600 New Zealand children of European descent and has been doing so since their mother’s pregnancies with them.

Like any other “magical food” study, take this with a  huge grain of salt (heh) – after all, finding out fish and grains are good is hardly news. How many of us were exhorted by our moms to eat fish with the words “It’s brain food!”
 


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Comments

 

Sue said:

Statistics are funny things, aren't they? One could argue that mothers who had the occasional glass of wine during pregnancy are themselves more intelligent, knowing what will and won't cause problems yet not harming their unborn children with excessive intake. Higher intelligence naturally translates into better diet, meaning fish and grains and no doubt, prenatal care and vitamins. Overall, higher intelligence in the parents means higher intelligence in the children, for many reasons.

Of course, that's just a theory :D

January 20, 2009 11:13 PM
 

Laura said:

I, too, like the first-mentioned study's results about alcohol. We're pretty sure it's why our younger son is "smarter" than his older brother: I'd loosened up a bit by the time kid #2 came along.

January 20, 2009 11:35 PM
 

leahsmom said:

So, uh, did they do anything to control for the fact that, according to the above, lower-income families (who likely have less access to prenatal, obstetric, and pediatric care; who likely have less access to high quality schools and quality childcare; where parents may be working quite hard and not have as much time to help teach their children at home as families where one parent, say, can afford to stay home, et c. et c.) are more likely to purchase margarine? Or was it just one of the many studies coming out these days that are saying: POOR KIDZ ARE DOOMED?  Because I am a little tired of these studies.  We know that poverty hurts families, and hurts developing children especially.  Let's stop proving it, if that's the case, and start spending some cash on alleviating the poverty.  And if they didn't control for any of that, then isn't it likely that margarine doesn't make much difference (I graduated cum laude from an Ivy League school and a top-tier grad school, and have always eaten margarine to the exclusion of butter; my butter-eating hubby did  less well than I in the same type of college and grad school) and this reflects economic differences? And if that's the case, shouldn't these "scientists" be ashamed of themselves for proving, you know, nothing?

January 21, 2009 10:34 AM
 

Knitty said:

I agree, leahsmom.  It sounds like yet another study justifying that nothing should be done to help poor kids because they're stupid anyways, so why bother?

*sigh*

January 21, 2009 12:25 PM
 

Bunny said:

Correlation is not causation. Margarine does not make your kid dumber. The kids in this study who ate margarine had lower IQs, but that could be caused by all sorts of things unrelated to margarine.

Also, I was raised eating margarine, and you shoulda seen my SAT scores - they were awesome :)

January 21, 2009 5:45 PM
 

Manjari said:

The article does say that all other factors were eliminated in the margarine finding.

January 22, 2009 12:37 PM
 

Kimberly said:

CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION!!!

Maybe kids from lower income families eat margarine more than butter and maybe those families have less money for pre-natal care or education related toys for thier children.  There are hundreds of possible confounding factors that could explain why kids who eat butter are "smarter."  Also, less afluent families probably eat more frozen and fast food meals, how many of those do you know that have fish and whole grains?

This is so ignorant!

January 22, 2009 4:43 PM
 

Kimberly said:

Also, in response to Manjari....

it is impossible to rule out ALL other factors.  There are millions of possible explainations for why one child has a highter IQ than another.

The study specifically states IQ was correlated with margarine... correlation means close to nothings, causally speaking

January 22, 2009 4:46 PM
 

Manjari said:

True!

January 22, 2009 9:55 PM

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