So let's say you're on a flight and the woman seated in front of you spanks her two kids for spilling a drink and then curses at an attendant before throwing her drink on the ground in a fit of stupidity.
What should the mom's punishment be?
Publicly rebuked? Told to be quiet? Maybe cursed at behind her back?
If you said arrested on a charges of terrorism and jailed for three months while her children are placed in foster care and have an adoption pending, then you're the winner -- the only one in this sad, strange tale.
Welcome to America.
Let's hope it changes quickly.
The story begins with Tamera Jo Freeman and her Bloody Mary. Her two kids were being kids and accidentally spilled their mom's Bloody Mary into her lap -- apparently a big no no that merited three spanks each. (Maybe cut back a few instead, huh mom?) A flight attendant confronted Freeman, who then had a hissy, cursed and threw down her drink.
Not cool, but honestly -- terrorism?
She was arrested and only released from jail when she pleaded guilty to a charge of federal terrorism. Her kids were taken away and placed with foster parents -- who are trying to adopt them while their mother is free on parole but unable to leave her home state to visit them or attend hearings.
Is this really a fitting punishment for a mom who, OK, probably had one too many and did something stupid but not horrific? Of course not.
This is insanity.
The LA Times wrote the in-depth story on these crazy charges stemming from overzealous prosecutions under the Patriot Act and it's worth a look. For instance, one couple was arrested for essentially trying to join the Mile High Club.
(Mayday, Mayday! There's fornicating in the restroom!)
Another man who stripped naked on a flight, tried to open an emergency exit and had to be restrained, got off with no charges whatsoever. I'm not saying he deserved a terrorism charge -- he was drunk -- but it certainly seems more threatening than a mom getting all pissy and throwing her drink.
Even a lawyer involved in writing the Patriot Act said airlines are going too far -- hi flight attendant Amy Fleming, looking at you!
"A woman spanking her child is not as great a threat to aviation as members of Al Qaeda with box cutters. That much is clear," the lawyer told the Times.
So what do you think? Does the punishment fit the crime? Will you ever open your mouth on an airplane again?