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Kid Cons Cops and Winds Up On Patrol

Posted by JeanneSager

I was waiting for the punchline in this, but I never found it.

A man walked into a police station and told the cops he had been sent over from another sector of the city. Except the guy the Chicago PD sent out on patrol for an afternoon shift with another officer wasn't a man at all; he was a fourteen-year-old wearing department-issue trousers and a shirt and hat.

The boy kept up the farce throughout the entire patrol; his "partner" never catching on. Now he's been charged with impersonating a police officer.

So he should be punished, I get that. But when one of the nation's biggest police departments suffers this kind of security lapse, shouldn't the brunt of the disciplinary action fall on the adults who screwed the proverbial pooch?

We're talking department-issue clothing that somehow got out on the street and into this kids' hands. We're talking about a civilian, and an under-age one to boot, spending an entire shift in a patrol car exerting his "authority" over the people of the City of Chicago; and the first one brought up on charges is the kid?

I'm sure eventually we'll hear that some heads have begun to roll, but a part of me wonders why it's always the kids in these situations who are dealt the harshest penalties? Yes, discipline them, but do we have to make them the scapegoats when we adults are the real boneheads?

Image: Reuters via Times Online

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Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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