This dopey web quiz provides a few seconds of mirth with minimal effort.
The
site, created by Matthew Inman for the dating service Mingle2, asks you
a series of questions, such as, "Which best describes your sense of
balance: 1) I'm not very balanced, I sometimes have trouble standing on
one foot or staying upright on a snowboard or exercise ball…", "Do you
have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of
pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?" and " Have you
ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)"
The
third page of the quiz is vaguely thought provoking. "How would you
feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?" "During the
fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using
him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?" Presumably the number
of kids required to take you down will increase if you answer "To hell
with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and
bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten [sic]" as
opposed to "This is so wrong - these are children for pete's sake. I
don't think I could fight them, even in self defense."
After you
answer everything to the best of your ability, you are presented with a
number. That number is How Many Five Year Olds Could Take You In A
Fight. My number was 15:
15
By the way, don't feel like
you have to join Mingle2 to get your result. It looks that way, but if
you look at the smaller text just below the big "JOIN NOW" banner,
you'll see that you can click there and just find out how strong/wimpy
you are without actually re-entering the dating pool.
So what's your number?
Source: howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
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