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14-Year-Old Pregnant Girl Arrested for Drunk Driving

Posted by Cole Gamble

Personally, I find the most disturbing part of this story is the fact we must use the term “girl”, not “woman”. But that's me, maybe something else bothers you more. If you get off on disturbing yourself, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s break down the main elements:

 

A)     A) A pregnant 14-year-old;

B)    B)  Getting visibly drunk;

C)     C)  Then driving drunk (without a license of course. A license to drive, that is, not a license for drunk driving.);

D)   D)  Drunk driving dangerously and erratically;

E)    E)  Making Jesus cry.

 

As famed crack enthusiast Whitney Houston once said, “I believe the children are the future.”

 

According to the arresting officer’s report:

Acting Sergeant Kevin Crawford told the Northern Advocate the girl, who was four months pregnant, was stopped after her driving caught police attention.

She allegedly gave a false name and had difficulty spelling it.

She was forbidden to drive and taken to Whangarei police station, where she recorded a breath-alcohol level of 828mcg. The legal limit for drivers under 20 is 150mcg and driving licenses are not issued to people under 15.

The girl would be referred to Youth Aid, Mr. Crawford said.

 

Ya, this happened in New Zealand, but does it really matter where it took place? Thanks to our sister site, Nerve for this breaking news.

 

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Comments

 

Natural thinker said:

Jesus cry.. ha ha ha!

February 4, 2009 3:01 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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