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The Poor Man's Angelina Jolie?

Posted by SunnyChanel


The first thing many people thought when they got their first peek at the mom of the octuplets Nadya Suleman was “man, she looks like Angelina Jolie.” With that, many also think there may have been certain enhancements that the full lipped, raven haired mom had done to become more Angelina like, but we won’t go into those speculations here. So is Nadya the poor man’s Angelina Jolie? Here are 11 similarities. Coincidene or not?

Born:
Nadya: July 11, 1975
Angelina: June 4, 1975

Where born:
Nadya: Fullerton, California (22 miles southeast of LA)
Angelina: Los Angeles, California

Uses Other Name:
Nadya: Natalie Suleman, Natalie Gutierrez, Nadya Gutierrez and Nadya Doud.
Angelina: Angie Jolie, Angelina Jolie Voight

Used In Vitro:
Nadya : All of her children
Angelina: her twins

Psycho?:
Nadya : wanted to be a psychiatric technician
Angelina: was a psychiatric paitent (in Girl, Interuppted)

First Kid:
Nadya had her first child in 2002
Angelina adopted her first child in 2002

Number of Kids (pre octuplets) - Both Had Six Kids Under 8:
Nadya: 7, 6, 5, 3, and 2-year-old twins
Angelina: 7, 5, 4, 2, and infant twins

Millionaires:
Nadya: Wanted 2 million for media interview
Angelina:  Was paid 15 million for Wanted

First Marriage:
Nadya: got married in 1996
Angelina: got married in 1996

First Divorce:
Nadya first (and only) marriage ended in divorce 2000
Jolie’s first marriage ended in divorce in 1999

Names - both name start with the letters A and N (not sequentially):
Angelina Jolie – 13 letters
Nadya Suleman – 12 letters

Source: Wikipedia, BBC News, Us Weekly, AP. MSNBC


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Comments

 

TolaniLucia said:

Hmmmmm...

February 7, 2009 5:55 PM
 

BettyWu said:

Well, Angelina Jolie has denied that they used in vitro and was pretty forthright about it.  

"Jolie says she and Pitt were “in shock and could not stop laughing” when they learned they were having twins, and denied speculation that they had conceived the children through in-vitro fertilization.

“If they had been conceived through IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” she says. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.” "

February 7, 2009 6:28 PM
 

Carly said:

I think it's an insult to compare angelina to the this nut-case... at least jolie has a job!!!  im not looking forward to paying for these kids with my tax money... she doesn't work and told ann curry she'll "figure it out" on how to afford them... yeah, standing in the wellfare line can be such a hassle (sarcasim)

February 7, 2009 7:22 PM
 

Alice said:

All I need for proof is one look at that crazy woman's face.  Her nose and lips have been heavily woked on to mimic Jolie.  It is super obvious.  Batshitnuts, she even wears her hair exactly like her and tries to mimic her speech.  A lot of people with psychiatric disorders go into the spychiatric field, too.  By the way, how many of us have other names we go b?  I thought was just for actors, writers and criminals.

February 7, 2009 7:27 PM
 

anna said:

When have people become so mean spirited? And evil. Its evil to say such cruel things about another ..one you don't even know!What is wrong with your hearts people?!

February 7, 2009 7:57 PM
 

Kris said:

Yes, this woman is VERY obviously trying to look like Angelina Jolie!  Her plastic surgery is quite evident and I'll eat my hat if she did not bring a photo to some doctor in the past asking to get Jolie's nose, lips, eyes.  You can certainly tell the nose has had work on it, no if's and's or but's about that!  Problem is, not only is she obsessed with Jolie's looks, she is trying to imitate her life and then some!  Jolie and Pitt are always going around bragging that they're going to have and adopt more and more kids.  Second problem is that Suleman has no money and the Jolie-Pitts are a team of 2 parents and  make billions of dollars.  This woman is acting like a flipping fruitcake! Who is going to watch out for the welfare of these 14 children?????

February 7, 2009 9:44 PM
 

Sue said:

I think she's prettier than Ange, but crazier. And that's sayin' somethin'

February 7, 2009 9:45 PM
 

Alice said:

Anna people tend to get "mean spirited" when innocent children are put in harms way.  There is no way an unemployed person who wastes money on extensive plastic surgery and more in vitro instead of trying to use that money to support her kids, can take care of 14 kids including 8 medically fragile newborns.  They are her kids and she should not ask for help.  That crazy nut said she spend 45 minutes with each baby every day. How the heck does she manage that?  That is about 8 hours straight!  I call bullshit on that.  In the meantime who is caring for her autistic child and the toddler twins and the rest of the brood?   This person lives in a fairy land.  I predict DFACS will take the surviving kids away soon.

February 8, 2009 1:11 AM
 

SE said:

I don't get the headline. So Jolie is the "rich man's (Pitt's) Jolie"? Isn't Jolie just rich on her own account? Does this Nadja person have a man at all? Just sayin'.

February 8, 2009 8:59 AM
 

marcia twain said:

JK Rowling is the poor man's J.R.R. Tolkien. Shasta is the poor man's Coca Cola. Atlantic City is the poor man's Monte Carlo. Christina Aguilera is the poor man's Aretha Franklin.

It's an easy and humorous way of making a qualitative statement, nothing more. Just sayin'!

February 8, 2009 1:25 PM
 

Kitty said:

It's already quite obvious this woman has mental problems... I could understand having 3-5 kids if you wanted to mother, but 14? Honestly... she didn't think any of it through (the money, time, and criticism) not to mention the fact... the 14 kids are going to need serious help. She's in way over her head. I thing the doctors should never had agreed to implanting 8 embryos at once- it's a very risky thing to do- and they knew she already had six kids! In case anyone didn't know. she apparently struggled to become pregnant for years. I believe that has a lot to do with why she's had so many kids. And what about the Octuplets? They will suffer with serious illnesses for their entire lives (the inability of the mother to breastfeed 8 babies prevents them from receiving essential antibodies, and nutrients vital for normal brain development) Don't get me wrong, I love kids too, but this woman has seriously gone overboard! Our tax money wasn't meant to pay for someone who decides to have 7 times the average amount of children.

February 8, 2009 8:20 PM
 

neil said:

Unlike some people, after 2 minutes in I had to switch stations. It was too painful to watch. Everything I saw and heard in that short time screamed, WRONG!!!!!

February 8, 2009 9:00 PM
 

KS said:

There is no evidence that Brad and Angelina used IVF to conceive twins. Why do people insist on spreading falsehoods? Does it make you feel better about yourself?

February 8, 2009 10:02 PM
 

creative type dad said:

I think she looks more like Janeane Garofalo.

February 9, 2009 1:30 AM
 

Gigiwin said:

Actually, Janeane Garofalo and Alanis Morrisette if they had a love child together.

February 9, 2009 2:05 PM
 

missy said:

ITA with Alice and every other sane person on this thread. Nadya Suleman is so mentally ill she's incapable of realizing that what she has done to these children is tantamount to abuse and [future] possible neglect. There is NO WAY one woman can care for 14 children adequately. Let alone 8 newborns with health issues. It is impossible. There are not enough hours in the day.

I hope those children are removed from her care. I hope they'll be able to have better lives with caring, sane families.

February 9, 2009 2:13 PM
 

Alice said:

Here is the filthy 2 bedroom house where those 8 medically fargile infants will live with their 6 siblings, grandparents and mother thing.  They have to feed the kids in shifts.  When do the babies eat?

www.radaronline.com/.../nadya_suleman_octuplet_mom_2.php

February 9, 2009 3:36 PM
 

momolly said:

Maybe she's hoping to have a movie made about her...starring Angelina!

February 9, 2009 4:31 PM
 

mamazee said:

Her doctor should be held accountable for implanting eight embryos in a woman with no fertility issues.  I feel so sorry for those little children - and i can't believe this woman thinks she can host her own parenting show!  Argh!  The basic thing in parenting is to provide the child with a mother and a father...  Some children are deprived by fate, but that's the starting place for a good childhood...  Two parents to protect the child and contribute to the children...  These little children are coming home to a crazy mom who is obviously attention starved and won't have much to *give* them - and a hostile grandmother forced to support them...

February 9, 2009 10:52 PM
 

Wv said:

Solution: Angelina adopts all the crazy ladies kids. Everyone wins.

Regarding SE's comment: If you haven't heard the "poor man's ---" saying before you've been living in a hole.

February 10, 2009 12:42 AM
 

sparkyd said:

Kitty said:

"They will suffer with serious illnesses for their entire lives (the inability of the mother to breastfeed 8 babies prevents them from receiving essential antibodies, and nutrients vital for normal brain development)".

I'm not commenting on this particular situation at all, but I had to chime in to object to the implication that a child that is not breast fed is going to "suffer with serious illnesses for their entire lives." Come on now. Those children may have problems, but not because they will be deprived of breast milk.

February 10, 2009 11:51 AM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

very funny

February 10, 2009 8:41 PM
 

single mommy, working hard said:

PLEASE don not compare this wack job to Angelina Jolie....I may not like Angelina that much, but she is certainly more sane then this woman.  First of all, when she decided to adopt on her own, and be a single parent, she had a career (not just a job), and made plenty of money to support her children AT THE PRESENT TIME, not "later on, after I finish grad school"....second of all, Angelina didn't have IVF with those twins!  Get your facts straight before you write about it and compare a stable, financially responsible woman to a woman who had all these procedures and has HER PARENTS and Social Security and disability payments taking care of her disabled (that's right, her DISABLED children, because her selfish ass decided to have 6 embryos implanted at one time and it resulted in her children being disabled) children.... oh and let's not forget that our tax dollars are at work, too, Miss Suleman....yes, that 400 plus you get in food stamps is my hard earned (that's right, earned) tax dollars at work....you can say you're not selfish all you want and that the most important thing is that you love your children....love doesn't get your poor mom's house back for her does it?  Love doesn't put food on the table and clothes on their backs, right?  Nope, your parents do that for them, don't they?

February 11, 2009 5:26 PM
 

Brittany said:

Natalie (or Nadya as she has now changed her name) is really a sicko.  I used to work in the G Ward of Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn (thejail) where Son of Sam was held.  I did dictation (medical) from the psychiatrists who were equally as crazy as the patients.  She is not living in reality.  She has made her reality that of Angelina Jolie's life.  Perhaps it is her made up "friend".  She needs more than a little help.  However, the children's welfare is at stake.  Can someone in California keep a watch on these children and take them when they see she has no ability to CARE for them or CARE about them.  She found a way to make a living - by having a lot of kids and Pretending.  California's economy is one of the worst and she does not care.  Ann Curry was too nice to her as usual.  

February 11, 2009 6:30 PM
 

Brenda said:

What mother handles her child/children with nails that long and squared off at the tips.  You would scratch their eyes out.  No one ever takes care of that many kids even in daycare situations with long nails like she has now.  She is trying to get things she never had as a kid.  What will become of l4 children that need love and a good home.  There must be l4 moms out there that could love another child properly.

February 11, 2009 9:26 PM
 

Katelyn said:

Angelina is one wacky skank herself and for this woman to actually be a bigger A-hole than Angellina!I mean OMG! The state of California should sue Brad and Angelina for influencing a wacko like this! Someone needs to explain to Nadya that Angelina had kids for celeb spin control and she is not a real life mom! Nadya your life will not be like Brad And his skank's life! You are going to have a horrific life and so will your kids!

February 12, 2009 3:06 PM
 

Jackie said:

OMG! A bigger A-hole than Angelina Jole! You can point to Skankelina for the creation of Freakalina Suleman!

February 12, 2009 3:08 PM
 

konjo said:

I don't think and belive that this crazy lady look like Angelina. There are a lot of reasons I can give however all I want to say is this crazy lady don't has what Angelina has inside and out!!

February 13, 2009 3:12 PM
 

Karen said:

Are there pictures of Nadya as a child or teenager. It seems she could prove she had nothing done to her lips by just showing pictures of herself as a child.

Angelina can support a lot of children even without the help of Brad's money. She could adopt an entire class of children and hire all the help she needs and then some.

Nadya couldn't take care of the ones she already had. I always defend mother's on welfare, but Nadya is the poster child of those who think every welfare mother is just out to rob the government.  

February 16, 2009 8:48 AM
 

shenny said:

maby shes angelina's twin that got separated 4 some reason,

just kidding anyway,i think this woman is nuts she should put away 4 good

February 16, 2009 9:56 AM
 

Ren said:

You people disgust me. Honestly, did it ever occur to you to get a life?  How media obsessed is America becoming?  How about you all go get an education and contribute something to the world.  This lady will suffer the rest of her life at her own accord (14 different ways) she doesn't need your opinion to determine her worth as a human being! And how ignorant to call her the "poor man's Jolie!"   You are acting like the poor man's brain washed media droids....

February 16, 2009 10:19 AM
 

Patricia said:

Of course she had plastic surgery.  Go to radaronline.com.  There is a pic of her holding an infant from a previous pregnancy.  She has a totally different face and actually was better looking then.  Now, she looks like a freak...a botched job.  The nose and lips she was born with are much better looking.  

This woman is mentally ill.  When will Social Services intervene and take the babies away from her?  Maybe, she can make some money from the adoptions.  That might be motivation for her.  Also she needs to have her tubes tied.  Where are the Psychiatrists and Medical Docs?  

I feel that she is committing a crime by deliberately creating situations where she will require more and more financial and social support from this country.  There are so many needy people who need help.  Is she a citizen?  Who paid for her facial plastic surgery?

The fertility doctor needs to be investigated.  Also, why did he move out of the previous state in which he practiced?

In response to "Ren", I may disgust you, however I DO have a life.  I have a university degree and HAVE contributed a great deal in the delivery of health care throughout my career.  People who are functioning in the realm of reality are upset by the news about Nadya Suleman because they KNOW what kind of effort it requires emotionally and physically to raise even one child.  At the present time, these babies and older children are at high risk for many emotional and developmental problems, not to mention nutritional and other health issues.

February 16, 2009 12:37 PM
 

Jerilyn said:

Has anyone noticed she's still having her nails done?  I can't afford that and I don't have fourteen children.

February 16, 2009 3:17 PM
 

Aria said:

It's very obvious that this woman has had plastic surgery. I would say eyes, nose and lips for a start. I have worked for a couple of plastic surgeons myself.

The first thing I thought when I saw a picture of her was how striking a resemblence she has to Angelina Jolie.

I also saw the horrific fingernails she sports and wondered how any mother could work around fragile babies safely with these 'sharp instruments'.

I feel sorry for the 14 children and all the other people who have been dragged into this situation by this mentally unbalanced and selfish woman.

I hope the children will be closely monitored to ensure their safety and well-being.

Taxpayers are understably upset. It's their money that's being used and it's tough times.

Oh, I and I do have a life too. I read the news and sometimes write in. It's called freedom of speech.

February 16, 2009 4:04 PM
 

elaine said:

well I think they are both nuts

February 16, 2009 7:17 PM
 

Pacific Northwest said:

Yes, she has had plastic surgery!!!  Check this out....not sure how she afforded it all.  I hope that 8 families get to adopt her angels.  :)

www.radaronline.com/.../nadya_suleman_octuplet_mom_7.php

February 16, 2009 10:28 PM
 

Jed said:

Does anybody really give a fuck?

Grow a brain, why don't you?

February 17, 2009 11:14 AM
 

Jennelle said:

I believe that Nadya did not have many opportunities as a child.  I think that her parents who do not seem to have been raised in the American culture did not afford Nadya many opportunities.  It may be possible that she felt denied in certain social circles.  Just as a child (with problems) takes on imaginary friends, I believe that Nadya made Angelina her secret best friend.  No, she is not dealing with all of her marbles.  Who is going to suffer?  The children if the authorities don't step in soon.

February 23, 2009 3:28 AM
 

nadya said:

piece of white trash!!!

February 23, 2009 6:27 PM

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