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Teen Dad's Father Wearing Halloween Mask In Public

Posted by Brett Singer

Alfie Patten's dad wearing a Halloween mask when visiting his grandkidMost grandparents are blissfully happy to have grandchildren. They are so proud that "proud" doesn't sufficiently capture the feelings they have for their offspring's offspring. They want everyone to know that THEY! ARE! GRANDPARENTS!

Some, however, would prefer to keep their identity a secret.

The father of 13-year-old new dad Alfie Patten is shown here arriving at the hospital to visit his granddaughter, little Maisie Roxanne. (Which is a great name, although the story is of course not so great.) He is wearing a Halloween mask. A kind of scary Halloween mask. He is also putting a sign on his car windshield that says, "No Comment Ring Max." Max is Max Clifford, a British PR man. So while Alfie's father may be cashing in on this whole sordid business, he's doing it while keeping his own mug out of the papers.

If Alfie were my son, I don't think I would go the same route. I would try and find a way to avoid photographers, and I imagine there is a method other than visiting your grandchild dressed like a trick-or-treater. Of course, that wouldn't garner nearly as much attention.

This started as a "hey, this will be funny" post, but I think I'm annoyed now.

What would you do if Alfie were your son? Hide your face or shout it from the rooftops?

Source/Image: DailyMail

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Comments

 

elohveeee12 said:

well i guess it is kind of a difficult situation. on one hand he is a grandparent... and no matter the circumstances, a baby is a baby, and lets face it, who doesn't love babies???

on the other hand, this is his 13 year old son's baby. and i would think thats a little more difficult to take. Maybe wearing a halloween mask to visit an infant is a little over the top (that baby must be terrified of her grandfather though!). But I guess I cant really blame him for wanting to keep his face from being plastered all over the front page.

I guess the moral of the story would be to watch your kids better... or at least dont let them spend the night with their 15 year old girlfreind.

February 18, 2009 9:11 PM

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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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