Ah, kids. They grow so fast.
Wait, how the heck did a bunch of second graders score
heroin?
For now, the Philadelphia
Police don’t know and the kids have one hell of an excuse: they said they
thought it was candy. A school district spokesman said none of the kids ingested
the heroin and a school nurse confirmed the boys were in good health.
So remember, moms and dads, look up your heroin! Stash it
wherever you keep your guns, fireworks, Nazi memorabilia and smuggled panda
bears.
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