Even 13-year-old daddies who look like 8-year-old daddies
still want to do the right thing and man up. So to answer all the claims of
paternity by other “men” (read 14 and 16-year-olds) little Alfie Patten has
taken to wearing a hoodie personalized with a message for the world: “I’m the
daddy, if not f**k you all I’ll still be there,” with a giant up yours
gesture printed on the back of his head.
Way to own it Alfie.
Oddly enough, this case gets odder.
If all the other minus 18-year-old suitors are cleared and
Alfie is found the one true father of Maisie, the best possible scenario is for
the wee man to move in with the baby and baby mamma Chantelle Steadman, 15.
Under that circumstance, Steadman would be the legal guardian of Alfie as well
as Maisie—making her, in the eyes of the law, a single mother of two.
Photo: thesun.co.uk
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