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Should Cookie Magazine Get Killed?

Posted by Cole Gamble

Conde Nast, publisher of such household name magazines as Vogue, GQ and Wired recently shuttered it’s moderately successful mag Domino. Now the word is Conde Nast needs to bring the ax down on another low performer. On a possible death row list are Wired, Allure, Details, Gourmet and Cookie magazine – a parenting journal.

 

Not one to wait around for natural causes, Gawker set up a poll of their readers to see which magazine readers feel least deserves to remain on life support. While Gawker readers came out big for stalwarts such as Wired and Gourmet, they were unmistakable about who should go. According to them, Cookie magazine must die!

 

Among the choices for Conde Nast’s chopping block, Cookie is the youngest—a rather promising upstart. But is this economy may not be the time to invest in a nascent property. The Gawker poll, however, didn’t ask readers which magazine they found most financially viable. This poll was a popularity contest; a popularity contest in which Cookie came out the ugliest date to the prom.

 

Now we here at Babble wouldn’t begin to assess the quality of Cookie, we prefer to read a certain on-line parenting journal that begins with a “B” and ends in “abble.” Nonetheless, I personally think it good to have many voices of the new parenting generation out there. But what do you think? Surely some of you have read Cookie. So tell me, does Cookie deserve the knife?

 

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Comments

 

Josie said:

It's Jezebel! Many commenters commonly refer to people with children as "breeders." It's full of 20-somethings who don't think they want to have kids, and who are sick of everyone with kids taking them to public places or talking to their childless-by-choice friends about said spawn. That said, I'm also a 20-something with a nb who still enjoys Jezebel...

February 17, 2009 7:47 PM
 

Victoria said:

I just received the first issue of Cookie and found it rather annoying.  There were too many stylish picture advertisements of clothing and few hints or tips that were actually valuable.  It seems to both not understand the majority of parents but also be unable to communicate with them.

February 17, 2009 11:33 PM
 

hippygoth said:

Cookie is crappy.  I'm depressed that Wondertime, with it's quality content is getting killed by Disney, who could surely afford to float it a little longer.  Cookie is all about expensive baby accoutrement and fomenting worthless debate.  Plus, Cookie is heavily mommy focused, while Wondertime is more about family.  I'm not impressed with Cookie at all - I spent $1 an issue to try it out for a year, and it's not worth another $12 for me to renew it.

February 22, 2009 5:12 PM
 

Knitty said:

That's true, Josie, but Cookie is one craptastic rag.  Of all the baby/parenting magazines I've thumbed through, it was by far the most useless and offensive.

February 23, 2009 12:34 PM
 

Sheri said:

I've read Cookie.  I just don't fit their demographic.  I'm 40, stay-at-home, and make a lot less than most of the stuff they advertise.  I wish I could afford close to a grand to project dvds onto a sheet in my backyard, but it isn't happening.  Also, I could really care less about a supermodel mom and what her children are wearing.  

Other than that, I don't really have an opinion.  

February 23, 2009 12:42 PM
 

Amy said:

Cookie is inane and unrealistic for 99% of actual mothers.  The ads are for a bunch of expensive crap that, if worn by actual parents, would be destroyed immediately by baby's bodily fluids.  I subscribed to get a free cute tote bag, and let my subscription lapse because it would go straight in the trash.

Wondertime was much better.

February 23, 2009 12:55 PM
 

MomofBeans said:

I would love Cookie if it could be modified to fit my lifestyle, which does not include a home in the Hamptons. I liked Wondertime, but even that wasn't exactly what I want. I don't really care for any of the parenting magazines out there...Working Mother is ok. Sadly, I read Babble every day.

February 23, 2009 1:05 PM
 

Maria said:

I really like Cookie. I think the writing is the best in the Parenting magazine world. The clothing spreads are a bit ridiculous but I have really enjoyed all of the articles. I especially enjoy the vacation spots that they highlight.

February 23, 2009 1:11 PM
 

Cole Gamble said:

MomofBeans

Sad to read Babble???

February 23, 2009 1:27 PM
 

Jennifer said:

Cookie is a totally craptastic magazine. My sis got me a free subscription bc she had extra points on her credit card. At first they only sent me one issue, my sis had to call and have them send me the whole year like they were supposed to.

I shouldn't have had her bother. It's an utterly worthless magazine. I open each new issue hoping it will get better but it never does.

I agree that the prices of the clothes they feature for infant/toddler/preschool aged children are sometimes ridiculous. Hundreds of dollars for one dress or shirt. Why bother for something they will wear for a year if you're super lucky?

Down with Cookie Magazine! I would think Cookie would be the first choice to go over Domino.

February 23, 2009 2:05 PM
 

smilesnsunshine said:

Cookie is like the Vogue for the mommy set. It's utterly unrealistic for the vast majority of its readership, but it does have pretty pictures and interesting articles. I think it's pretty harmless, if one accepts that the items advertised are unrealistic.

February 23, 2009 3:18 PM
 

ChiLaura said:

Disney's killing Wondertime? Say it ain't so! I'm going to go into mourning.

I hate Cookie. I can't afford any of the shit advertised or pictured, nor, frankly, would I buy it even if I could because I think spending that kind of money on that sort of "stuff" makes one a bad person. Well, relatively speaking, but still.

February 23, 2009 4:01 PM
 

MomofBeans said:

Lol. Sorry Cole. I guess I shouldn't be sad to read Babble. I really like it. I get a little too fired up sometimes, but I think you guys come the closest to representing who my husband and I are as parents. I've found a lot of good information on here over the last two years. Perhaps I should say that "I proudly read Babble everyday."

February 24, 2009 8:41 AM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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